"Crowned by Fools and Praised by Lies" printable poem pdf

This printable (5x7 and 8.5x11) poem is a cautionary tale for the modern workplace.
Written in verse, it’s a brutal, satirical snapshot of what happens when management rewards laziness, punishes initiative, and crowns incompetence.

"For the system is a latrine turned throne
Where float the turds of name alone.
Behold! The managers who know no tools,
Yet call the tradesmen beasts and fools.
They smile wide and shuffle sheets
And by this magic, earn their meats..."

The perfect gift for a manager’s desk or workshop, this framed-style poem is both a warning and a mirror written in hoofbeats, sweat, and sarcasm.